cow pie fuck

Something totally worthless. Used to show absolute disdain for a subject, person, or idea. Always used as a negative. Derives from the tradition of country boys, when no other alternative presents itself, to fuck a warm pile of cow dung (cow pie).

I don't give a cow pie fuck what she says, I'm buying that bike.

Dude! What in the cow pie fuck made you think you could clear that rail?

by areaman26 January 18, 2009

Dumbass shit fuck

Someone who can't figure out the simplest of tasks.
One who has failed utterly at life and should leave.

Guy 1: Hey come on over here man.

Guy 2: Ok! I'm just going to cross this street.

*gets hit by car*

Guy 1: Oh man what a dumbass shit fuck!

by Jarp12 July 20, 2011

back the fuck up

What we told Japan to do but they refused so we nuked the shit out of them

President Truman: Japan better back the fuck up
Japan leader: fuck no
President Truman: ok then, boys prepare the atomic bomb

by applealex December 2, 2009

fucking incredible

as defined by high times some purple as hell strain of sativa that is potent

i smoked fucking incredible and it was purple through and through

by johnnyapplenutz March 24, 2009

go fuck the wall

1. when one gets mad at ones techer or friend and choses not to say " go fuck yourself!"

Can also be used to express anger at anyone who you do not know, especially if they annoy you or piss you off.

1. Teacher: why didnt you do your homework John?
John: Cuz i didnt want to!
Teacher: Im going to call your parents
John: Go fuck the wall!

2. Melissa: Hi jenny, wats up
Jenny: Nuttin much
Melissa: So did you finish your project?
Jenny: No did you?
Melissa: Well i did. Hahaha too bad for you. There's only 5 days left to type 20 pgs
Jenny: Go fuck the wall bitch!!!

by Jhae1234 May 17, 2009

flying fuck balls

you say this when you are really mad and pissed at the world....

guy 1: did you get the drinks

guy 2: flying fuck balls no i didnt

by trainer bitchhh December 25, 2009

Toodle the fuck doo

A more eloquent alternative to the common GTFO or Get The Fuck Out. It generally signifies for the receiving party to stop talking and re-evaluate their social standing considering how badly they have just been told.

Kitty: I love assuming things about you, and I think you're a greedy Jew.

Eloquent Person: I would tell you to GTFO, but I am civilized, so Toodle The Fuck Doo.

by BenFranklin69 December 31, 2010