I hate you

What some people will say if they actually hate you or if it's just because you did something that they didn't like.

Some random person: I hate you
Some other random person: I love you too

by PhoenixGamer34 November 13, 2023

are you acoustic

a funny joke created on the internet. basically asking someone who is visually mentally challenged or someone who MAY be mentally challenged if they’re mentally challenged without asking them

* someone visually mentally challenged doing something *

comments : are you acoustic?

by bigbootyhoessssssssss November 13, 2023

You

Come will the day…
Together we will walk…
Hand in hand…
All the words we will finally speak…

The eyes we will see…
The warmth we will feel…
The hugs and kisses I will steal…

I sit in an excitement…
For this moment…
Something so simple…
As a walk in park…
With YOU!!!!

A smile I do…
As I imagine …
Looking up to you…
And saying…

I love you ….
Always!!!!

by U loving me; only in my dreams November 13, 2023

How you show your love

Well fuck you for doing it that way bitch I make me the asshole for insulting you.

Hym "No. No. Fuck you. That not how you show your love you ass. It's totally asymmetrical. You're not doing it to this fucking asshole and I'm not doing it to anybody. So no. And I'm not doing Jordan's thing either. You admit I'm the most-specialist uber-mensch and regale me with my accolades and THEN I'll do it. Do it publicly. And insulting your costumers has a niche appeal that this restaurant also does as a novelty act so you can eat a dick you stupid, stupid fuck. And fuck you Cody and Katie. One of you is 1 brown robe away from looking like the most sexually active catholic monk and the other looks like they stole a jewish granny's wig. I'm not going to entirely reconceptualize what you're doing to you don't have to be the asshole here."

by Hym Iam November 13, 2023

You got any games on your phone?

When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.

Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.

by Star Puppi November 14, 2023

steeve ho you fat

steeve ho you fat is a french player that plays on wembys former team that cant win without him on. He is incredible on the defensive side of the court not to mention his shot, hes 54.7% from the free throw line, 76.1% in the restricted area, 12.9% in the mid range, and 78.6% from 3. He also averages 34.6ppg, 17.6 assist ,and 12.4 rebounds, along with 3.4 blocks, and 7.2 steals per game. Overall he is the 13th man off the bench just like me fr.

I love steeve ho you fat.

by campymywampy November 14, 2023

Fuck you

You are a great kid

Fuck you how did you do that

by Tumatuma November 14, 2023