You

A girl named Paulina who’s very very short and is addicted to Red Bull’s.

You=Paulina is short

by Juan259 September 21, 2021

DID YOU KNOW

This blonde british dude fights god lmao

DID YOU KNOW THAT ACCORDING TO THE XENOBLADE LORE

by RobRoss45 October 14, 2023

windsor thank-you

A sex act defined by licking your partner's nipples while he or she masturbates him/herself to completion.

Too tired for sex? How about a quick Windsor thank-you and then we can binge watch The Office.

by Livinbytheriver April 25, 2016

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well

My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"

by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023

you have my axe

An expression of support for someone, referencing Gimli in Lord of the Rings.

"I am going to write a strongly worded e-mail complaining about the withdrawal of Cheetoh Flavored Mountain Dew."
"You have my axe."

by spacechief May 7, 2017

Can you string my cheese

to peel back foreskin on a DICK

Hey sugga TITIS can you string my cheese uwu mommy ;)

by DankonDS March 2, 2022