I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

I am Aced

As the Ace beats all in cards. It is therefore the highest card. So the term I am Aced can be used when one is high.

“Bro i am fucking Aced.”
“Sameeer bro i am soo high.”
“I am Aced” — When two people get very high the highest they have ever been

by The Gang of Three November 9, 2018

I needz dat

Gotta have it at all times, no matter what it is!

Man, I needz dat! My hands stay open all the time!

by Mango Slade January 14, 2022

Why I stopped debating Christians

I don't believe you.

Hym "I'm seeing a lot of 'why I stopped debating Christians videos' and they are saying that it isn't effective or that even engaging in the debate benefits Christians. But REALLY all it does is allow the religion to avoid scrutiny. Makes it easier to condemn Atheists as '4 chan internet edgelord trolls.' There has got to be something else going on there. What's suspicious is that they are all deciding to stop doing it at the same time. Right? And it's kind of weird because I was suggesting before that I thought it was strange that there were no pure Atheists and that the people on both sides of the debate where either 'formerly Christian' or Jews. Or I guess Muslims sometimes. But still. Odd that they all decided to do this at the same time."

by Hym Iam November 17, 2025

i want to be 'his' girl

When all you think about is him or something you can link to him. He is your safe space, you just aren't sure if he still likes you or if he even wants you. You start to go crazy just trying to figure it out. Leave it be. If he is the one he will come back for you when you leave.

Jenna: I want to be 'his' girl.
K: sometimes its easier to let go.

by anonymous July 8, 2023

i-

a fucker who dosent know how to complete a sentence uses this

someone: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
another person: i-
someone: MF COMPLETE YOUR SENTENCE

by gkogvpnsdf September 8, 2021

i love milfs

hot ladys that i wanna fuck that usually have kids

friend: yoo dude look at that milf over there!

me: man, i love milfs

by spookyyatsumu October 9, 2021