I ain't no saint

Adj: a sexuality promiscuous, but still morally and publicly decent , teenage girl who is classy in the streets but sassy in the sheets.
If I ain't no saint can characterize your girlfriend, you are so lucky.
by Sexydimma November 05, 2014
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:plinK:? I was :plinK: Once.

When you go :plinK: after being locked in Astral Spiff's basement full of loafs.
:plinK:? I Was :PlinK: Once. They Locked Me In A Basement. A Spiff's Basement. A Spiff's Basement with loafs. And loafs Make Me :PlinK:. :plinK:? I Was :PlinK: Once. They Locked Me In A Basement. A Spiff's Basement. A Spiff's Basement with loafs. And loafs Make Me :PlinK:. :plinK:? I Was :PlinK: Once. They Locked Me In A Basement. A Spiff's Basement. A Spiff's Basement with loafs. And loafs Make Me :PlinK:.
by Lithma November 12, 2024
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I have got a chubby

Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.

Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.
Yes, she’s reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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I dont give a living damn

When u dont give a fuck about someone or something
Default: fucks given = 1+
When u dont give a living damn: fucks given = 0
Teacher :"That answer is wrong!"
Me:"I dont give a living damn."
by WipDax December 14, 2016
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i told you to smile

If you play a horror game like the mimic and see blood on the door if you open it you will get jumpscared by I told you to smile after that when you sleep you will hear I told you to smile whispering and then at 3 AM you will be killed by I told you to smile and hw will draw a smile on your face with your blood
by Kolby Michael Twndy August 12, 2022
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MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭

• immediately restorting to marriage as soon as you claim you like something
• someone who marries their favourite things
• someone who dislikes running around the bush
• someone who yells at people I dare you
1. YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE? MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭😭😭
2. I dislike this thing and have no intention of MARRYING IT.
3. “WHAT. U KNOW HOW TO MARRY PEOPLE..?! teach me.” said richard in curious tone.
by ivanappreciator July 01, 2024
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Why am I on Dunlavy?

Refers to street in Houston one commonly ends up on if they are lost.

Phrase is used for when someone is experiencing temporary insanity (possibly from a caffeine overdose) and either jumps to and from multiple topics in one conversation or winds up in the middle of nowhere when driving to a destination they have been to multiple times.
Person 1: Wait, I thought we were talking about the health care plan and now you're talking about shopping for your mother's birthday present?

Person 2: Why am I on Dunlavy?
by Dunlavy December 28, 2010
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