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future dead man

An old man, born before 1960, who is therefore old enough to be GUARANTEED to be dead in the future.

Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady

Old people born before 1960 = future dead people

Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person

Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.

That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
by EgaoNoGenki October 13, 2025
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man's niece

Originally used in the Wu-Tang song Older Gods.
It became mainstay of East Bay vocabulary and refers to a young girl that's bangin and dresses slutty, but is probably jailbait. In which case she's probably also your man's niece, and you could get beat up for messin around with it.
"Hey Jason you want to go to the mall and talk to some honey's?". Jason replies "Naw man, there's just a bunch of man's nieces there anyway, let's hit up the hollow leg (bar)"
by scriminal February 11, 2010
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poopy man tv

a man on tghe = pooptv lol
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopy maaaaaaaaan tvvvvvvvvvv is so poopt =y tv poopy man tv
by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024
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blue mega man

Valium. anxiety or muscle relaxant medicine.
im so glad i'm home from work. i need a couple blue mega man & a beer, then i'll be cool. i gotta catch up with my sleep.
by flava b (bernie mac) April 1, 2009
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Needle man

Someone who works themselves to death
I don't want to be trapped in an office, I am not a needle man
by Harbingerofpayne May 4, 2021
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CIC man

They are amazing in bed. They are capable of pleasing you and they also have very huge dicks. People say that are angels in disguise.
Person: I saw a CIC man today!
Friend: Omg you're so lucky
by CIC#1hornerman November 20, 2023
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Emoji Man

Maxxzion
Maxxzion Is the emoji man
by BlahAcid February 27, 2021
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