jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"

by Fuzzbean January 26, 2024

Plan your own funeral

Another way of saying, “Mind your own business.”

“Oh go plan your own funeral dipshit!”

by Bobalingo April 4, 2024

YOUR MUM

SO MOTHERFUCKING BIG TITS

Hello there handsome girl
OMG ITS YOUR MUM! SHE IS SO SEXXXXYYYYYYYXYXYXYX

by Mano132 December 13, 2021

National ask your crush out

September 14

Boy : Wana go out with me

Her: why me:becouse is national ask your crush out
Her :no

by Jedudod September 14, 2021

your mom

your mom

You: hi mom

Your mom: your mom

by Frizzy84 February 9, 2022

steal your fries

Steal your fries means to have a full makeout session with someone

Brianna: Boy you will not believe this, I plan to steal your fries

by Lani_love25 May 13, 2018

Hump your Crush day

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.

Hump your crush day was fun on February 3

by deadassurmomsahoe1432 February 1, 2020