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Bitch me a new tomorrow

To yell and/or conplain to someone for a period of time that leaves an emotional impact
My mother came in my room to bitch me a new tomorrow when she looked at my grades.
by i_eat_rocks_for_breakfast_ November 29, 2022
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Instagram Bitch

An Instagram bitch has an unreal lifestyle as they pretend to be famous. There Instagram contains nothing but selfies, expensive drinks and food, and photos from that one beach vacation she took. She might even go as far as staging photos or candids. They'll pretend they party every day and always have something exciting going on to hide the fact High School is over and no one gives a shit about them anymore and they have no real friends or skills.
Maddy is such an Instagram bitch. We all know she's at home doing nothing and not on a yacht with Elon Musk.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
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Lil Bitch Syndrome (LBS)

A syndrome where the patient will have a constant flow of blood from their mangina. Not a very well known disease, if it is not diagnosed quick enough it will develop into full blown pussyitis. Common symptoms, bleeding through your bunched up panties, testicular weight loss, and excessive use of a lint roller.
Dante has developed into the late stages of Lil Bitch Syndrome (LBS).
by Anushka tha God February 16, 2017
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Bitch

A selfish woman who is not considerate of others or their feelings
Guy says "hello" to a pretty woman at a coffee shop.
Pretty Girl stuck up, does not even say "hi" back.
Guy (thinks to himself) what a bitch.

Pretty Girl suggests a fancy sushi restaurant on a first date.
Pretty Girl believing she deserves the world does not even offer to pay after her suggestion of the expensive sushi place on a first date.
by truthful123 April 13, 2014
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Son of a bitch

Your mother is a female dog and you are her pup.
That "son of a bitch" pissed me off.
by WayZobbie January 26, 2022
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Mango Bitch Slap

Not as good a drink as "coconut what did you just say to me?" But passible. It gets the job done. I'ma beat your ass with it.
What you want me to put it in a sentence? Fuck you! I'm a just keep drinking mango bitch slap
by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023
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Bitch

Person 1: Hey, she's such a Bitch!
Person 2: Yeah, she is a Bitch.
by ZachSEpicWorld July 11, 2023
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