i love you

this is what someone says to you to lie, or to avoid problems/avoid hurting your feelings.

example 1:
you: why did you cheat on me!!
them: im sorry, i love you.
you: its okay.

example 2:
them: i love you.
you: i love you too.
them: but i think we should see other people
you: what?
them: i still love you but i think it's best for the both of us.
you: i understand.

by alphaBOOTI69 November 5, 2023

Could you be any louder?!

Shut up before I sucker punch you

Could you be any louder?!
That means shut up DARREN!

by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023

You got jokes

What someone says when theyre losing a joke session

John: u eat ice cream for breakfast everyday thats why u large as shit

Joe: you got jokes

by tweenthroughherlegs November 6, 2023

you sod

Some one who's obnoxious or annoying

Guy: I'm the best at dodge ball
Guy 2:shut up you sod

by evilgoose November 6, 2023

Are you John Travolta?

Just answer yes. JUST FUCKING ANSWER YES. IF YOU DON’T HE WONT STOP JUST SAY YES AND HE’LL STOP.
I’m sorry for raising my voice. It’s just if you don’t appease him quick he’ll get attached and you’ll never get rid of him. You can try everything, framing him for crimes, hiring hitmen, murder, forced containment but he never stops and never disappears. So just say yes.

Him: “Are you John Travolta?”
Bob: “Yes.”
Him: “Oh cool.”

by TheFloorIsALie November 7, 2023

What else do you have in your life?

The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?

Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!

Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023