I don't wake up in the morning for

A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.

Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.

by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024

i know you're not laughing

Something annoying bitches say

*Laughs at someone's joke on twitter*

Random chick: "Ummm i know you're not laughing??!!"

by Boilundun54 April 3, 2023

“I want to break you”

Wanting to see someone at your knees, wanting someone all about you. Sexual mentally and physically.

“I want to break you”

I am going to break you”

by NASURAMI July 17, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

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by mnfbwh November 4, 2023

I shank backs

What I call hispanics with no common sense.

Person 1: are you a Hispanic with no common sense.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "I Shank Backs"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025