Feeling up the old tree

When an elderly person feels up their penis and/or jack off.

I think that man over there is 'feeling up the old tree'.

by An old man in a secret dungeon April 3, 2011

put your pussy up

PYPU or Put your pussy up. This phrase is used to tell a girl, who is throwing herself and pussy onto a dude in a desperate or slutty way in order to get laid. This phrase can also be used in order for one girl to tell another that she is acting like a slut. Can also be used in a manner of telling a girl to use flirtation and sex to get what she wants, like putting it up for sale or auction.

"Hey slut...put your pussy up!"
"Hey, Jamie...you are being way too easy...put your pussy up!"
"Damn this girl is all over my nuts...she needs to put her pussy up."
"Jesus Amy, if you want that guy to buy you a drink you gotta put your pussy up..."

Girl A: "Yeah, I really wish that Brian would would pay more attention to me...I want to be with him so bad..."
Girl B: "Well if you want to grab his attention, you need to wear something sexy or you can try something a little more risky..."
Girl A: "A little more risky? Like what? What do you mean?"
Girl B: "Girl you need to PYPU..."
Girl A: "What in the hell is PYPU?"
Girl B: "PUT YO' PUSSY UP!!!"

by I AM THE JESUS July 31, 2011

Shut the hell up Karen

When your office mate has a reactive condition to everything and makes you wear old, dirty shirts so her symptoms aren't exaggerated by your toxic laundry cleaners, which she attempts to replace with non-toxic, cruelty free drier sheets made with mushroom-based, woven fibers and chamomile tea. Her escalations includes: spitting up in her mouth, dizziness, itchiness, bitchiness, accusatory statements of microwave abuse, fiber discrimination, strawberry bashing and long conversations with air filter suppliers in the Philippines. Only to be followed by vaccination indictments and promises that you will die of cancer.

Shut the hell up Karen.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 24, 2019

fucked up like polio

To be in gross overconsumptioin of alcohol, drugs, or other mind altering substances to the point that one may require the use of crutches to walk.

I got really trashed last night, I was fucked up like polio.

by Cronnick January 27, 2004

BLAST ME UP SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.it means pump up the volume.
2.for some adrenaline fueling phrase for the start of your day.
3.saying it just to confuse the fuck of outta some one in the process

also you can just say blast me up if you got no one to say it to. or if it's a female

1. A-YO i ain't hearing shit BLAST ME UP SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. 3 minutes before my game........fuck it BLAST ME UP SON !!!!!!!!!!!!
3. boy: AY GIRL BLAST ME UP SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. girl: What?

by mini paco April 3, 2010

shut up and keep going

when your women is giving you a blow job and starts talking

"oh yeah"
"babe I think we should..."
"shut up and keep going"

by pussy liqour October 22, 2014

firing up the brown engine

A stentorian emission of flatulence.

Gosh! That was loud. Who's been firing up the brown engine?!?

by fo-sho August 15, 2005