ass over tea kettle

A term often used by those living in the North-Eastern United States, where rapidly changing winter weather creates slippery conditions for pedestrians without warning. Similar to taking a "wicked shitter," going "ass over tea kettle" describes the motion of the body as it somersaults uncontrollably on a driveway or down a set of basement stairs, for example. The tea kettle is valued during cold winter months and is used metaphorically to assert that something important (along with one's ass) has been damaged in the fall.

Not realizing that the driveway froze over, I went ass over tea kettle while goin' out to get the mail.

by Red-lah February 3, 2022

Pick me ass bitch

Someone who needs admiration and attention so badly, they put themselves on a pedestal and talk shit on others

"Hey man I'm pretty tired from working 12 hours today"

"That's fucking nothing, i run every morning and every evening on top of 15 hour shifts and scheduled gym time, pussy"

"Congrats you're a pick me ass bitch"

by cuntgobbler December 15, 2018

Raging ass raper in the shitter

A guy who pulls out the toilet in your house while your not home and puts in a fake toilet so that he can fit inside it. Later when you go to tke a shit, he rapes you anally and ragingly.

Husband: WHO THE FUCK IS INSIDE MY GOD DAMN TOILET?!
Wife: Oh, that's just a raging ass raper in the shitter.

by t-niggs432 October 18, 2006

ass over tin cups

To fall in a very serious but yet very funny way

" You shoulda seen that moron, he was walking down the hill and went ass over tin cups "

by vwaynev June 16, 2008

tear that ass up

What Wigs does to women on Friday nights.

Hey girl im going to tear that ass up!

by THEWIGS November 4, 2013

butt pee or ass piss

Diarrhea that is so water-like, it feels as if you are pissing out your asshole.

Damn, I had those 12 Chalupas, now I have a bad case of butt pee or ass piss.

by Big-Z™ October 20, 2005

Get your ass in gear

Thiis means to hurry the fuck up, and start moving your ass instead of sittin on it. Often told to lazy slackers sitting around on their fat asses smokin bowls and updating their face book accounts.

Tony : Eric why don't you get your ass in gear and get a fuckin job!

Eric :I will man,just let me finish burn'in one and update my facebook account.

by TV CAR March 20, 2010