my dad left when i was 4

my dad left when i was 4 because i shit on his phone as a baby (4 yrs old).

i was thinking about how my dad left when i was 4 a couple of days ago.

by McChikn November 29, 2021

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.

You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk

by jamesqu August 2, 2018

Glad i could do my part

I think you may have done too much.

"Chopper, talk to disfigured World War 2 veterans
who aren't as bitter as they should be."
"Glad i could do my part."

by WeRerrr October 22, 2009

Your girlfriend look like my mom

Some shit Tyler the creator said

"Your girlfriend look like my mom" -Tyler

by lizardcult April 8, 2020

I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004

Why did my dad leave me

He said I was a failure and he never wanted to see me again

Yo why did my dad leave me. Hit the fortnite.

by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020

My foot up yo ass

Meaning "Kick your ass"

Unless you want my foot up yo ass, get to steppin'.

by Thaddian May 26, 2015