major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder

yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"

by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022

Depression

A mental health condition in which you are forever happy and never sad

I’m so glad I have depression it’s so good

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Depression

Supporting Manchester United.

I suffer from Depression because I support Manchester United

by DepressedUnitedFan April 23, 2022

Jetlag depression

A kind of depression felt after jet lag.

Kirti got jetlag depression after flying to India from the US.

by KurtCCCC December 23, 2024

depression burrito

wrapping oneself in a blanket (typically weighted) as a coping skill

alan: shes in a depression burrito again.
blake: i know but at least shes safe
her: ..cozy burrito..

by depresedweeb01 February 21, 2024

Depression Attack

Basically like a heart attack but it's depression

KP has depression attack

by dezika June 29, 2021

post returnum depression

The feeling of depression when you return to work after a vacation trip

It's my first Monday back at work after 10 days in Florida. I've got severe post returnum depression

by Tibetanmastiff October 14, 2015