Mousse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he were a hair product.

"When you use Mousse Willis, your hair's MERCURY RISING."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

French Willy

When your willy is from france.
Willy = Penis
France = France / Belgium *(England - Italy)

Man, last night my french willy fell off!

by Dirty Boy @ Kings Court December 19, 2008

Willy Snog

To affectionately Snog a man's willy with loads of wet tongue action

Mate she is proper into me, She didn't just kiss me willy she full on snogged it ! She is boss at willy snogs .

Hmm that guy is so fit I'd defo give him a willy snog !

by Scousejp January 8, 2018

Daniel willis

Small dick bad hairline ugly whore sideman just about Somes him up

Oh its daniel willis

by Beastboy1234873& May 4, 2017

wet wet willy

To finger bang a girl then proceed to give her a wet willy.

Don't make me give you a wet wet willy!

by Stale Cricket November 13, 2017

willy f-ers

A group of students who enjoy reading definitions on this site, but quickly realize the definitions are truer than they'd like to believe.

"Look, a group of Willy F-ers"

"Indeed!"

"I don't get how that's an example"

"Indeed!"

by someoneelse1233r3r September 15, 2009

Pure wet willy

When someone is asleep, you wake that person up by licking the person directly in his/her's ear

One student gave a pure wet willy to a student in class sleeping in first period, the whole class was feeling hilarious

by D money509 April 22, 2015