Whales

a set of numbers, amounts, etc. used to measure or compare the level of something

Aye davo, pass us the whales so we can weigh theae drugs

by Arse eater November 24, 2023

hewie whale

a true lemon

i sure do love those sour hewie whales

by emo man 69 November 29, 2023

divorced whale

reece hayter is a divorced whale. he likes to physically abuse WOMEN. while dressed in an ugly red jacket. he looks divorced. and also, like a whale.

person 1: Reece Hayter threw snow at my eye!
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.

by DivorcedWhalesSUCK December 4, 2023

Whale watchers

People looking for Highly Allocated and underwhelming spirits

These whale watchers came into my store looking for Pappy

by Crazy Naz Liquor November 12, 2018

Cocky whale

This phrase explaines a person who is really self-confident.

He is a really cocky whale and i hate him for this

by Martina_verte November 19, 2018

Whale

A word used to describe Amy Schumer

That whale is really unfunny.

by millennial humor is so weird E December 5, 2018

skank whale

A large she-beast.

The woman whose creases swallow strong men whole.

Usually red of hair, likes to dance like a hippo. Skank whales are known to eat small children.
Skank whales are stupid. Usually so stupid they think they are actually smart. Known to be carriers of every known venereal disease.

That skank whale just keeps talking...I think she shit herself eeeew!

by therealdedloc July 17, 2017