Water Man

A person that always wears blue shirts and gets made fun of by his peers

Jake: HAHAHA LOOK AT WATER MAN
Parker: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME

by 200iqdefiner June 11, 2018

diamond water

An expensive brand of water that has a pH of 9.5. Some water sources around the world have that pH of 9.5 and they bring health benefits to people who drink it, including diasease prevention and more energy, so it is being marketed as giving those effects.

“Did you see that Hypebeast in the park drinking Diamond Water?”

“Yeah, what a flexer! I wish I was as rich as him! Can you believe it costs $3 for 1 liter!?”

by Lil Trump May 18, 2018

Water beer

The act of mixing the rest of your beer with a bottle of water when extremely intoxicated in attempts to avoid a massive hangover.

"Drink some fucking water!" (Marlin throws a bottle of water at Henry). "I havn't finished my beer.." says Henry (proceeds to pour beer into bottle of water) "water beer mother fuckers! Dwipe up!!"

by thejewnazi March 10, 2018

Watering the Orchid

The act of female masturbation invoking the usage of a flexible shower head.

"Where is Joanne? She's been gone for a while.."

"She's taking a bath, probably watering the orchid"

by Kellan Rayner February 15, 2012

Dick water

water consumed by an oral sex performer when accomplished in but not limited to the shower under running water

Girl 1: I hate giving head
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because it always taste funny
Girl 2: you talking about prejac
Girl 1: yes and he's always trying to shove it in,
Girl 2: I can't help you with him shoving it in but you can always climb in the shower with him, wash him and do it under running water
Girl 1: won't I choke on the water or drown
Girl 2: oh girl you haven't had water like dick water

by Srg March 27, 2015

Cat Water

its between good and worse Literally garbage and crack at a game

Cousin: your not dog water yet your just cat water

Me: oh ok

by A Witsa Burger Face January 8, 2021

Water Balloon

(correct definition) When a girl fills her mouth completely with water and proceeds to suck your dick. You then blow your load in her mouth and give her cheeks a big ole smack and pop that mofuckin water balloon. Hilarity ensues.

I water ballooned my girlfriend because she lost a bet and now she isn't speaking to me but I don't give a shit because I water ballooned her.

by fittNasty April 13, 2009