doing the ben

The act of deleting one's messages before anyone else is able to reply to them or even read them. If one actually manages to reply in time, they should be awarded an Olympic medal. Even if one messages has been replied to, it is still not safe from being deleted anyway.

Person: "Ugh, he deleted his message again - just when I was about to reply. Now I can't send it anymore."
Other Person: "So he's doing the ben again..."

by ancient nouki August 26, 2021

Doing an O’Brien

Being an irrelevant windbag in public. Spouting bullshit with any little facts to back up your argument.

Did you get a load of Jimmy at work yesterday. Was Doing An O’Brien. Absolutely dribbling bullshit from every orarfice.

by Lord Sledgewood August 13, 2019

Doing a Riff

'Doing a Riff' is when one person claims to be madly in love with another person and enjoys telling everyone about it, any time. Then a few days later they have dumped them and are 'so in love' with someone else.

Person1: I love Jen so much! She's so amaaazzzzinnng. I just really, really love her.

***3 days later***

Person2: Hi! How are things between you and Jen?
Person1: Huh? Oh I dumped her. I'm in love with Angelina now. I love her SO much.
Person2: You're doing a Riff again!

by reallygoodname April 18, 2006

Doing a Lucas

Being to lazy to perform an everyday task ,that would take very little effort.

Will he get up? Nah he's doing a Lucas.

by NEXTER'S LAB November 15, 2017

Do a Mourinho

Creating a situation so untenable at a club that showing you the door with a fat cheque and no handcuff clauses about your future suddenly becomes the only sensible option.

Pochettino is in a position where he could do a Mourinho but he probably wouldn't want to due to its loyalty to Spurs

by Ranszy October 17, 2019

Doing the Dean

Looking over somebody's shoulder intensely whist they play a game on a phone.

Stop doing the dean

by Elh March 19, 2015

Doing the Bill

When one plays a first person shooter against others and needlessly creeps around corners, crouching or walking, thinking they are being sneaky. Usually followed by either getting shit all over, or pulling some miracle our of his/her's ass and shitting all over the other team.(Must be 3+ survivors on the other team for this to be considered a miracle)

Wow are you really crouching while going through a door? Crouching when YOU know THEY know your there does not make you invisible... Stop Doing the Bill and use some common sense

by OneShotDrop November 13, 2011