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Thumb Humper

A dorky guy trying to be cool on the internet by talking smack to people for random thrills. This person is usually found annoying by everyone. He could be playing an internet game, leaving rude youtube comments, or spamming lameness upon social networking sites.
Yeah, don't pay attention to that thumb humper. He's been bugging people all day!
by MJwins June 23, 2010
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Kentucky Thumb

Verb: The act of plugging a bleeding hole with your thumb in order to save your life.

Verb: The act of fingering a woman with your thumb
"I'm going to give myself the Kentucky Thumb once AK Daddy finally finishes the AK-50"
"I'm going to give my wife the Kentucky Thumb this evening for our anniversary:
by SadBoiBrax May 20, 2021
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๐Ÿ–๐Ÿคšno thumb

when sent as a picture it is a high five that shows you are superior
๐Ÿ–๐Ÿคšno thumb #1
by urm0m5 April 27, 2022
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Connecticut thumb drive

When you insert your thumb into a Connecticut girls ass while hittin it from behind. Giving you leverage for more thrust.
Jake was saying how he gave Nicole the good ole Connecticut thumb drive last night.
by Phat56Pat January 27, 2023
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Kentucky thumb

When you're hitting it from behind and your slap her ass, to which she responds by yelling "just stick a thumb in it!"
Was banging my girlfriend last night and I have here the Kentucky thumb
by Captain Hazelwood May 20, 2021
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Thumb-Buttoning

The process of using your thumbs to message someone via text, IM, etc.

Much like texting someone but the action can be included in activities involving internet on a computer and a full sized keyboard.
I sent you a message on the computer last night but yuo logged off without reading it so i thumb-buttoned you instead.


John was cyber-thumb-buttoning Heather last night. He told me they thumb-buttioned for hours.
by Yosemishu March 8, 2009
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Putting thumbs where they don't need to be

Idiom used when someone is being/making something disorderly or to describe someone as loving gossip
1: Person 1: You really need to stop putting thumbs where they don't need to be.

Person 2: I'll put it all back when I'm done, I promise.

2: They keep putting their thumbs where they don't need to be.
by Imaginary_Fiend March 24, 2024
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