SOCIETY OF THE NUT

The gathering of faithful men suffering the threat of no nut November, he shall petray the looks of girls thin clothing. You shall obey the rules of NNN and listen to God's suffering gift.

WE SHALL ALL COME TOGETHER FOR THE BEATING OF NUTS ,JOIN SOCIETY OF THE NUT

by Pilotpopcorn126 November 20, 2019

Square nut

Square nut: cumming to, from, or by the missionary position.

I really don’t understand all this fetish stuff, all I really want is a square nut.

by MagicalOtto December 11, 2018

imma nut

This either means:
1) "I'm a nutjob"
2) "I'm going to ejaculate"

1) Her: Why are you eating paper?
Him: Cause imma nut!

2) *at McD's*
Dad: Hey son?
Son: Yep?
Dad: Imma nut in the washroom stalls for a quick sec, you find a spot to sit mmkay?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 9, 2020

Nut Crushers

Tight fitting pants or jeans a male would wear.

I should not have put on these "nut crushers" because they are irritating my balls and everone is looking at my funny!

by Ken357 January 16, 2008

Dookie nut

When one sits In a males lap, grinds their butt firmly Into the mans groin and rips a hard fart making their nuts smell like dookie.

To get back at her boyfriend for a prank she sat in his lap enticingly and gave him a bad set of dookie nuts

by Mattychomper September 28, 2018

popcorn nut

Short, high velocity bursts of semen that can burn the mouth during oral sex.

Guy 1: "Bro, I just busted a popcorn nut in my dog's mouth. I think I need to take her to the vet."
Guy 2: "Oh man, that's gnarly bro. Can I try next week?"

by Icantbelieveimsayinthis February 2, 2018

The Golden Nut

There are 8 known Golden Nuts, 6 of which are contained within Shrek who has devoted his whole life towards them. Another is guarded is guarded by the legendary snake 'Jormungandr' (Mat Oldfield). The last one was once in the possession of the Deity 'Chel-Mito' which has since been stolen and it's whereabouts are unknown, and whoever is in possession of this Golden Nut has great power of this Deity. The Golden Nuts cannot be destroyed.

The Golden Nuts contain within them great power over the owners of them, for example rubbing of the Golden Nut will cause immense pleasure and immediate ejaculation, however stomping on it or hitting it can cause excruciating pain. They can also be used to physically control the owner of the Golden Nut, for instance throwing the Golden Nut at the wall will also cause the owner to be thrown 'magically' against the wall, nuts first.

When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.

by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020