free style shitter

A person who cannot defecate unless completely naked.Believe it or not,although rare,there are people who feel compelled to strip down in order to poop.It is most likely a harmless OCD condition.

I hope you're not waiting to get in the bathroom.Dad is in there and he is a free style shitter. Gonna be a while.

by wolfbait51 May 30, 2011

free sample friendship

n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.

If you see someone once a week for 20 minutes... you're in a free sample friendship.

by TheGrainmaker March 3, 2009

Free Speech Warrior

the equal and opposite side of the Social Justice Warrior coin. Where the SJW will use the guise of social justice and progressive politics to silence right wing opinions and promote division, the FSW will use the guise of "protecting free speech" to silence left wing opinons and promote division.

"Richard went to that right wing protest and started chanting about jews and faggots replacing him, he must be one of those Free Speech Warriors."

"That Free Speech Warrior publicly called for journalists to be shot, but after that happened he said it was just a joke and he was exercising his rights!"

by The Gayest Retard June 29, 2018

Semen-Free Zone

A person who is not interested in having semen on, in, or around their person.

Lindsey is grossed out by jizz; she is a semen-free zone!

by Teragram November 14, 2010

sucker free zone

to be without haters, area without suckers

Positive and progressive people mentally live in sucker free zones.

by evun.com February 5, 2014

dick free December

Similar to no nut November but girls go a month without any form of dick in December.

Karen: Hey heard of no nut November? Well get ready for dick free December!

Cathy: Oh man I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend but it was dick free December :(

by karenthesoccermom November 2, 2019

free smiley faces

fucking masterpieces of art. unfortunately, free-smiley(-faces).de is dead, so conservation efforts are ongoing. Consider checking out r/freesmiley for some good free smiley faces.

free smiley faces.de was a great website. It's sad to see it gone.

by chefanthony April 19, 2021