Riding the Horse Backwards

When taking a shit, sitting backwards or facing the wall or toilet tank so that when the turd drops, it lands on the runway and not in the water.

This can be done to leave some serious stench as the whole turd and not just the tip is fully exposed to the air, or just to leave a present firmly attached to the bowl for the next person or owner of the shitter.

Dude 1: "What the fuck is that stench coming from the shithouse?"

Dude 2: "Some asshole dropped a duece riding the horse backwards so the shit didn't go down."

by Steamer Joe January 11, 2010

and the horse you rode in on

referring namely to you, et al.

"F*ck you and the horse you rode in on!"

by MoJo Mojokowski August 9, 2005

high horse syndrome

The uncontrollable urge to correct anybody at any time. Most people tend to claim they are correct even down to opinion. Large amounts of insults and arguments are to break out by these people.

"Wow Anon is being really annoying with saying blue is better than pink."
"Don't take it personal, it's just his high horse syndrome."

by LennyFaces February 18, 2017

Happy Horse Shit

A phrase used in business that denotes activities that give the appearance of productivity but actually fail to accomplish meaningful outcomes or job duties.

Are you really accomplishing something or is this just happy horse shit to make you look busy? No one is falling for your game, so get with it.

by JuggaloRay September 24, 2015

Peter the horse is here

when something weird happens you it

that guy just ate his own hair. Peter the horse is here

by kermit the artist March 15, 2023

Calm Your Horses

Calm down, everything is going to be okay. Boys named 'Ethan' will think that this phrase is incorrect.

Ethan: "It's hold your horses!"
Person: "Calm your horses!"

by SydTheRealRealRealKid March 11, 2022

from the horse's mouth

Information from the original source

The reports read were from the horse's mouth

by Jaymore November 27, 2017