Suicide

What people do when they want to stop the pain

Person 1: “Sally committed suicide!”
Person 2: “ok?” “Also who’s Sally?”

by Lilgurl3008 May 16, 2021

Suicide

For those living dangerously at the Soda Fountain. A little bit of each flavor goes into the cup. With practice you can craft better ones and leave out redundancies like adding cherry cola and regular cola.

Waitress: “And can I start you off with something to drink?”
Patron: “ Yes I’ll have the suicide please.”
Waitress: “ Diet in that as well?”
Patron: “ yes please, but no tea or lemonade if that’s in your fountain..”

by Colajerk June 27, 2021

Suicide Squad

A local Daytona viglante or assassin group. Most are former civil service workers. They are known for hacking into phones and planting evidence that no one knows is there until it's too late. They also get money from the government to create a mobile unit with fancy dodge chargers or challengers. They are paid with a bounty by an ex husband or ex girlfriend seeking ultimate revenge. They utilize the local police department software, the court database, and local college research institutions to use EMF devices and illegal substances to bring a person to the point of not being able to fight. They love to stalk and do black bag jobs, tamper with mail, steal from accounts all in hopes of making their target commit suicide.

Have you had the red scare of the Suicide Squad yet?/

by Starportal77 July 18, 2021

Suicide Squad

Suicide Squad is anyone apart of the LGBTQ+ or Rainbow flag lovers. You can't say one without thinking about the other.

The Suicide Squad is marching again at the Mardi Gras

by Jrod962 March 20, 2025

Suicide Grunt

That one Halo enemy whose only rival are the Jackal Snipers.

Suicide Grunt: *runs at the player with sticky grenades in each hand*

Player 1: "AAAHAHAHHAH!"
Suicide Grunt: *explodes*
Player 1: *dies*

by anonymous April 28, 2021

accidental suicide

when you accidentally kill yourself

kelly: ever heard of an accidental suicide?
billy: no?
kelly: fuckin idiot

by ur dads clit August 16, 2023

Phone Suicide

You Masturbate and when you are on the verge of ejaculation you call someone

q-"I did a phone suicide to andy last night and he didn't even know lol:"

by MrMaul10 October 17, 2021