Spoon

The other word for fuck

how are you so spooning dope

by Sevn James December 21, 2022

Digging Spoon

A spoon in which dumb people dig screaming "I smell it. I smell the fun!"

Look at billy committing digging spoon. What a loser.

by trent2325 May 17, 2019

Choo-choo spoon

When a man dates a woman considerably younger than himself and must resort to playing infantile food games to get his dick in her mouth.

"Put down your phone Crystal... Here comes the choo-choo spoon!"

by Charlie Chox in a box October 27, 2025

Rustic Spoon

When you insert a spoon into your rectum and then eat out of it.

Damn Billy, That rustic spoon you gave me early really hit the spot.

by crazycat42 December 15, 2020

Tiny spoon

If anyone ever gives you a tiny spoon to eat you dessert with instead of a big spoon then it means they love you

“They gave me a tiny spoon they must really like me”

by Bin.Fin December 6, 2022

spoon

a curvy and round knife

i still think spoons are curvy im not gonna make it flat it is good to use for cereal

by i actually like green not blue July 2, 2020

Spoon

A person who is so annoying/dumb that it's hard to understand how long they have lasted on this planet.

Sarah: I just ate a metal shard
Bob: You're so dumb, you're a spoon.

by NotHarold May 9, 2015