Smith & Wedding

Da brand of side-by-side or over-'n'-under device typically utilized at "mandatorily tying da knot due to voluntarily forming a bump" services.

To lessen da chance of having a Smith & Wedding in your vicinity, it's wise to use condoms till you actually get hitched.

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

Ethan Smith

the best boy I've ever met. He makes me smile whenever I'm sad and lights up the room everywhere he goes.

girl 1: "damn Ethan Smith be fine"
me: "back off bitch"

by Ur mom's bestie😍 October 28, 2023

Ellery Smith

Pussy slayer, cawlk eater

I did an Ellery Smith on my pants

by Arthursux420 November 9, 2023

Mike Smith

The most basic, boring name ever.
Always the name of indie horror game protagonists.

Harry: Have you heard of Mike Smith?
Bob: Which one?

by DykarDyksson December 19, 2023

smith and sniff

A podcast where two men talk about cars and many other things…

“Johnny Smith and Richard Porter are presenters of Smith and Sniff”

by H.K_R December 19, 2023

Amelia Smith

Absolute top shagger and always the fittest girl at every party she goes to. Bit of a slag but everyone loves her. Her humour needs help at the best of times but she always tries her best and that's all that matters. Amelia has big aspirations in life and her biggest one is to be as funny as laura her best friend (one day). Amelia is top ten neeks you will meet but also has a street cred of zero. Amelia is the most popular, funniest and prettiest in any setting. She is also tiktok famous with a following of 10k and can't get milk from the corner shop without being asked for a signature.

Have you seen that girl Amelia Smith?
Yes shes well fit all the guys want her!
Do you know Amelia Smith?
Of course! She's more tiktok famous than Ami Charlize with her wopping 10k followers.

by anonymous December 21, 2023

Amelia Smith

Absolute top shagger and always the fittest girl at every party she goes to. Bit of a slag but everyone loves her. Her humour needs help at the best of times but she always tries her best and that's all that matters. Amelia has big aspirations in life and her biggest one is to be as funny as laura her best friend (one day). Amelia is top ten neeks you will meet but also has a street cred of zero. Amelia is the most popular, funniest and prettiest in any setting. She is also tiktok famous with a following of 10k and can't get milk from the corner shop without being asked for a signature.

Have you seen that girl Amelia Smith?
Yes shes well fit all the guys want her!
Do you know Amelia Smith?
Of course! She's more tiktok famous than Ami Charlize with her wopping 10k followers.

by Lozaa Owen December 21, 2023