The South China Sea was originally called THE CHAMPA SEA for more than 1500 years. The Champa Sea is the sea of the Austronesian Peoples.
Martin Soriano of the Austronesian Museum Iloilo City, Philippines is the FIRST Austronesian Citizen. Martin Soriano swam the Iloilo Strait Philippines, the birthplace of the PROAS or Pharahus the precursor of the Kunlunpos. The "po" in the Chinese Junk in Kunlunpo means Pulao, Phrao, Palau or Pharahu--- Paraw, an Ilonggo word from 2,500 BCE derived from "Tumbak-Tumbak" Dragonfly meaning "TO SHOOT THE ILOILO STRAIT USING PARAWS or OUTRIGGER SPEAR BANCAS." Evidenced by DNAs and Interior Epics of the Suludnons of Panay Bukidnons. The Austronesians coming from Taiwan riding Amihan winds invented the "Outriggers," which gave rise to the Kunlunpos, The Chinese Navy (after the Han Dynasty collapsed) and The Champa Sea in the last 2000 years.
Martin Soriano of the Austronesian Museum Iloilo City, Philippines is the FIRST Austronesian Citizen. Martin Soriano swam the Iloilo Strait Philippines, the birthplace of the PROAS or Pharahus the precursor of the Kunlunpos. The "po" in the Chinese Junk in Kunlunpo means Pulao, Phrao, Palau or Pharahu--- Paraw, an Ilonggo word from 2,500 BCE derived from "Tumbak-Tumbak" Dragonfly meaning "TO SHOOT THE ILOILO STRAIT USING PARAWS or OUTRIGGER SPEAR BANCAS." Evidenced by DNAs and Interior Epics of the Suludnons of Panay Bukidnons. The Austronesians coming from Taiwan riding Amihan winds invented the "Outriggers," which gave rise to the Kunlunpos, The Chinese Navy (after the Han Dynasty collapsed) and The Champa Sea in the last 2000 years.
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A criminally cute marine creature formerly known as the “seahorse,” now correctly rebranded for both vibes and mythological accuracy.
Sea Kelpies drift through ocean grass like enchanted, curly-tailed commas. Tiny but loaded with ancient energy. In Scottish lore, a Kelpie is a shapeshifting water spirit (usually horse-shaped, often spooky). This one? Just the chill, adorable cousin. Think: aquatic introvert with a dad bod who does all the parenting.
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A criminally cute marine creature formerly known as the “seahorse,” now correctly rebranded for both vibes and mythological accuracy.
Sea Kelpies drift through ocean grass like enchanted, curly-tailed commas. Tiny but loaded with ancient energy. In Scottish lore, a Kelpie is a shapeshifting water spirit (usually horse-shaped, often spooky). This one? Just the chill, adorable cousin. Think: aquatic introvert with a dad bod who does all the parenting.
Fun fact:
Male sea kelpies carry the babies. Actual kings.
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