slappity bollocks

Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.

Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.

by ilovepenguins412222222 July 24, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Slapperz

A song from back in the dayz, or an "oldie"

Friend-*plays a 2-pac song*
Me- Ayeeeee 2-pac be stayin with them slapperz

by Rios562 July 22, 2016

Slappin

Slappin is midwest slang used to describe any noun that is extra cool.

Yo I just got new suspenders..they be slappin

by Hurts58 December 25, 2016

Slappin the Clown

Another term for male masturbation.

"Timmy just got caught slappin the clown by his mother!"

by SuspiciousSushi April 13, 2017

slappy knockers

A game in which women slap their tits at each other

Hey Julie want to play a game of slappy knockers

by Cletus junker September 15, 2017

Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017