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Ring-Jobber

A person who seduces her boss by demonstrating her rim job skills by blowing impressive smoke rings
Emily: Sara, those are some impressive smoke rings. Are you practicing to be a ring-jobber?

Sara: Yes, I need to double my salary!
by MadBuncher January 30, 2012
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rice ring

Originally, a crop circle found in rice paddies. The patterns of these rice rings vary greatly in shape and size, but were first identified over 4000 years ago. Alexander the Great wrote about the rice rings in the chronicles of his travels and conquests. Ancient writings also indicate that the appearance of said rice rings was always accompanied by mysterious lights in the sky. Some experts claim these lights to be UFOs piloted by extraterrestrials. This theory is gaining support and popularity in the scientific community.

Unfortunately, rice rings have become increasingly rare in the past few centuries, and their appearance now is shrouded in much secrecy.

The term is now sometimes applied to the papery ring that forms around a saucepan's inside walls if rice is now removed from the stovetop quickly enough.
If "The X-files" was still on television, they would definitely have an episode about rice rings.
by Briar Rose December 10, 2008
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clit ring magoo

Can be used inplace of mo or shooster. A random word used by the H group 2k2.
by CIT 2k3 March 24, 2003
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Peach Ring

Blowing a puff of air directed at one's exposed anus.
by Unknown2008 December 31, 2008
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three ring circus

When a woman has rings in each of her labia and the hood of her clitoris.
by LustyMartin August 17, 2010
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The Inner Ring

A group of eight (sometimes nine) friends who gather together occasionally and do stuff together. Such as the Summer Movie Project of 2004. There are four gals and four guys which evens it all out. Warning: Approach these people with extreme caution.
There goes The Inner Ring trying to throw somebody into the ocean again.
by Locke February 16, 2004
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Chocolate Ring

A chocolate ring is when a man poops on a girls neck and she wears it as a necklace.
"Girl, i was having sex with this guy and he gave me a chocolate ring."
by Yo momma's pimp May 1, 2010
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