ghetto stomach pump

the act of stabbing a person in the stomach then fucking it

jesse: ow my stomach my stomch hurts
kris: let me give you a ghetto stomach pump then after i will fuck your ass with my hairy penis

by asdf1347 July 9, 2011

Time-Pumping

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.

Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."

by Codester91 July 29, 2011

Pump Snuggler

Slang for a speedo or other snug fitting bathing suit. Probably a derivative of plum smuggler but with alternative connotations suggestive of snuggling one's pump

Tell me it's not the first time that dude wore his pump snuggler out in public.

by arturobelano May 21, 2010

Pump Troll

A short, young female who enjoys sex in every way possible.

That little pump troll took it in all three holes and begged for more.

by Matthew J of HEAR, HEAR! April 15, 2009

Pump and Go

The process of driving a car on the highway and not keeping a constant pressure on the gas. The driver gets up to speed, take their foot off for a bit, and then accelerates again.

"Man, your Dad is really a pump and go driver on the highway."

by Scarp September 5, 2006

Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes

He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!

by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006

tits pumped

To be pumpin someones tits at a video game, sport, etc...

" Calgary's going to get their tits pumped tonight against Edmonton in the NHL".

While schooling a friend at a video game, " you're gettin yur tits pumped son".

by dr. wolfgang von bushwik April 21, 2008