Pre Poop

A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.

I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.

by ChodeFilA July 13, 2022

Pre-Fuckening

To be in a state of imminent fuckery. In a state where it is know that someone or something is about to fuck up. The state that comes before the active state of "fucking up".

"Why is he putting his junk near the ceiling fan?"
"Call medical assistance, John is in a pre-fuckening state."

by Wytchery July 6, 2023

pre-mil

When one is within the first million views on a video from Youtube.com

"I was the 167,581 person to see the new Arcade Fire music video."
"Oh, Janet, you're SO Pre-Mil."

by jackie jormp jomp December 23, 2011

pre-playboy

He is not a playboy nor a fuckboy. But he accidently gives the potential of something happening without crossing the line of leading someone on.

fem.: pre-playgirl

girl1: He is not a fuckboy
girl2: Is he a playboy?
girl1: No, he is a pre-playboy

by hh_lina July 8, 2021

pre

“I pre that” or to “pre” something means to forward them or like them

“Hey Hannah I pre your nail so hard”

by not willy January 22, 2021

Parental Pre-Gaming

When a parent pre-games their child’s room to make it ready for bedtime.

Leeann parental pre-gaming the room for Ling Ling to go to bed.

by Guitarpro2006 September 22, 2024

pre-sheet

The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing

Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet

by eemocham June 7, 2017