Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship

While the dominant male is giving anal sex to the receiver he defecates. The giver is defecating and not the taker, and therefore the giver is packing (it in) and shipping (it out). The name derives from the story that Uncle Sam Wilson of Troy, NY was a meat packer during the War of 1812. The initials U.S. were inscribed on the meat packages to be sent to the Army, and it became legend that the good meat was from Uncle Sam.

I really wanted to go the bathroom and have sex at the same time, so I decided to perform Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship on the toilet.

by Winclemo March 9, 2008

hewlett packard

Hp stands for HOLY papa this laptop's awesome.
Greatest purchase made &
Holy papa this guineas jealous

Anyone who says HP sucks cant AFFORD ONE and are sad they dont have a huge awesome laptop like I do.
Thing works great and you cant judge since you never owned one and cant afford it anyway, stupid idiot
Hewlett Packard

by A to the Izzo October 7, 2006

package

a gram of cocaine; a small bag of blast

"lemme get a bump from that package"

by imakid June 23, 2006

Pace Academy

A school dominated by new-moneyed assholes bound for the oh-so-amazing universities of Southern Baptist and Florida State. Students are homophobic and young Republicans in the makings. The school likes to think it prides itself on racial diversity but is just as racist as the next Southern school.

The administration is full of dickheads and attempts to stick the students in the same box, in other words is VERY pro-conformity. Preppy is only what is accepted and the kids think shopping at A&F makes you rich but it doesn't A LOT of American kids shop there.

The school also thinks it's art programs are the greatest shit to come out of the U.S., you know because it is soooooo in the ranks of NYU, Juilliard, and Pratt.

Promotes only the Christian faith despite the fact the school website claims to support Judeo-Christian values.

Typical day of a non-conforming Pace Academy student:

Teacher: Let's all pray to our Lord Jesus!
Student: But I'm an atheist.....
Teacher: Go to the headmaster's office!!
Student: Why?!
Teacher: YOUR GOING TO HELL!!!

by PACESUCKSASS May 6, 2009

squirl packer

1.a man who dates women who look squirl faced in appearance.
2. one who has sexual intercourse with small furry animals.

myles you are such a squirl packer

by lestadt March 18, 2007

pack your own parachute

Derived from the sacred motto of parachutists, meaning to put your condom on yourself.

Whatever you do, pack your own parachute. She's been around with a vengeance.

by TristanBob January 2, 2009

pack a wallop

pack a wallop is to provide a burst of energy, power, or excitement.

Also to pack a punch.

I put a special kind of gasoline in my car because I thought it would pack a wallop. It didn't.

by azarashi October 7, 2015