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piss sandwitches

when u cba to make food so u put piss inbetween sum bread
emma: MARII WTF ARE YOU MAKING
marii: piss sandwitches. reminds me of when you kept PISSING ON THE FLOOR
by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
mugGet the piss sandwitchesmug.

Piss Break

When you take a break specifically to urinate
Dude : Piss break!
(Proceeds to the toilet and urinates)
by DoggyDoofus December 16, 2019
mugGet the Piss Breakmug.

monkey-pissed

adjective: Angry

When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.
Vernon: Hey man, what's up?

Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.

Vernon: Natalie just ate it.

Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.
by Mattydreads1 May 6, 2010
mugGet the monkey-pissedmug.

Piss-Mo

Don't get the water in your mouth at Piss-Mo
by mawdicker November 10, 2009
mugGet the Piss-Momug.

piss that shit

1: When oneself, after deficating, decides to violently urinate on their feces.
2: When one may be confused, this term comes in handy so the person by you gets confused and you no longer look confused.
3: This term also comes in handy in describing a bad situation.
Random guy in class:"Hey man, what is the square root of 10 again? "
You: "Piss that shit"
Random guy in class: "Wait, what?"
by Oregun January 7, 2016
mugGet the piss that shitmug.

Piss Latency

The time taken to begin urinating after one approaches the urinal. The time between your urine leaving your body and when you take stance with your penis exposed in known as your "Pee-Ping(ms)" (Less is better). Piss latency is typically higher when others are around (like in public restrooms) and especially after fornication.
My piss latency was higher than normal today, probably because I get nervous in public restrooms.
mugGet the Piss Latencymug.

your not on piss

'Bruv your not on piss'
by BigD12 March 12, 2020
mugGet the your not on pissmug.

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