Mom Lady

An overweight average looking mom who is between the ages of 30-45 that has a bubbly personality and tends to like men who are younger than her and or out of her league.

Guy 1: Hey why didn’t you make out with that woman at the bar last week?
Guy2 : She’s a mom lady.
Guy 1: A mom lady? Is it because she has a kid?
Guy2: No it’s because I’m not attracted to mom lady’s.

by Rathgnome August 12, 2021

mundane mom

The opposite to disney dad. Typically an exwife who refers to her ex spouse as a disney dad. She may not do much fun stuff with the kids.

You are a mundane mom.

by wannabe disney dad June 20, 2014

Alexis's mom

The best person on the planet. She's pretty lit if I do say so myself.

Dang Alexis's mom is so lit .

by Tall white boy 03 October 4, 2016

moemees mom

the scariest being in all of earth, its scarier than your mom, than anything you can think of

"moemees mom is in every horror game/movie"
"what"

by whythefuckisd3rptaken September 6, 2021

mawdz mom

Mother of the Mawdz.

An amazing woman, who will make love to any man, woman or animal, in any orifice, for only 3 pennies.

Her wonder is only outshined by the tunnel of love.

WOW Mawdz mom, your the best ive ever had for 3 pennies.

by onewiththewang January 28, 2004

sinner's mom

dead

sinner's mom is dead

by trainy April 18, 2023

your mom

A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.

Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom

by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017