During intercourse, the process during which the male inserts his testacles into the female's vagina and then proceeds to "pop" them out in a sudden motion.
Dude me and my girlfriend did the egg twat last night. I shoved my balls in there and popped them out so loud.
by texasjustice69 September 10, 2010
by Jack Golding November 02, 2010
by Mr. Cheesedoodles January 19, 2019
The act of rearranging one's testicles by lifting them up and resting them on the thighs, and making a nest shape for comfort.
Why is your hand down your pants? I'm egg nesting.
by Blue Merlin April 04, 2014
every month you go without sex, you get one golden egg. only applies to month (january, february, etc.). does not include total amount of days. three golden eggs is a "turkey". six golden eggs is "platinum egg", and 12 golden eggs is "diamond egg". if you get to diamond egg, or even platinum egg, you should really consider your sex life.
Carl: How long has it been since you've had sex?
Benjamin: Well, I've got 7 golden eggs, so you do the math.
Mark: ugh, I'm on such a huge dry spell. 8 golden eggs.
Peter: haha, well i got you beat. Ive got a diamond and 2 golden eggs.
Benjamin: Well, I've got 7 golden eggs, so you do the math.
Mark: ugh, I'm on such a huge dry spell. 8 golden eggs.
Peter: haha, well i got you beat. Ive got a diamond and 2 golden eggs.
by qhdlongman May 31, 2020
verb - he she it is an egg.
comes from the latin bumeus eggeus. is an extreme of the formal insult egg. taken that they are not only of a geeky persuasion but raises some question of their sexual preferance. may be used in many circles.
comes from the latin bumeus eggeus. is an extreme of the formal insult egg. taken that they are not only of a geeky persuasion but raises some question of their sexual preferance. may be used in many circles.
"Bill, can i have your rubber to erase this drawing of a penis?"
"No, because you will most likely lose it"
"hmmph! your such a bum egg!"
"No, because you will most likely lose it"
"hmmph! your such a bum egg!"
by jade October 19, 2004
It's only the best breakfast ever. But the rice must be jasmine, and the yolk must be runny so it mixes with the grains. Optional add-ons: soy sauce, fish sauce, furikake, more eggs!
by KickassMcSmakey April 10, 2008