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Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.
Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!
by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019
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Louisianna Corn Dog

The act of giving your partner anal, allowing yourself to go un-bathed for two days, then offering up your ripe member to the same or new partner for oral intercourse.
Guy #1 - I ass-banged this chick on Friday Night, went without a shower until after she gave me a blowjob Sunday afternoon!

Guy #2 - Dude!! You totally Louisianna Corn Dogged that dirty slut!
by LCS April 28, 2008
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Mississippi Corn Cob

When your woman eats a shit ton of corn and then you do anal. When you pull out there’s corn on your dick.
“Man my old lady gave me a Mississippi corn cob last night!”
by Superman1248 June 11, 2021
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Giant corn shark

A fag on xbox live that claims to have made a word on urban dictionary to describe himself, but has clearly lied. This guy is also the perfect candidate for the "forever alone face"
I am giant corn shark, if you dont know who I am look me up on urban dictionary, I created this word.
by The Skip December 27, 2011
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Wisconsin Corn Dog

Waiting until a woman is on the brink of diarrhea to insert an erect penis into her anus. When pulling out the feces-covered penis, you will have produced a Wisconsin Corn Dog.
"Bro. I got a Wisconsin Corn Dog from that loose, sick prostitute from behind the bar last night!"
by corndoglover21 October 29, 2017
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Corn Cob Chandler

A red haired kid that eats 2D corn cobs.
by Khelekra January 22, 2022
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Corn Dog Rolling

Rolling your penis in a girls vaginal juices before thrusting into the anus
Dude last night Loretta was totally into the corn dog rolling it was wild man
by NewarkIsMyCity April 23, 2018
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