celestial nut

When a man ejaculates so hard they pass out and experience cosmic enlightenment

After I had a Celestial Nut, I saw a whole different way of living.

by YuhWeOutHere January 2, 2018

joey nutted

when your friend busts a nut

yo look bryan just joey nutted

by jahee nutt September 23, 2017

the perfect nut

When a man (or woman) once in a long time finally achieves the orgasm (or ejaculation) called, "The Perfect Nut."

Jimmy has not masturbated in a month. After waiting awhile, he finally releases the perfect nut one night.

by Guy with a dick October 5, 2017

Tug a nut

When a man is masturbating so hard, his balls start to slap and make a clapping noise.

" What the hell is that sound coming from the bathroom?"
"It's just Bennett. He had a pretty bad breakup so he's gonna tug a nut"

by MinuteRiceMan March 29, 2017

geezer nuts

At around age 60 your testicles begin to sag to your knees and sweet profusely. Some people my think the gentleman pissed his pants but rarely the case.

Well shit.. I thought Zack pissed is pants again but it was just his dam geezer nuts. Somebody grab him a napkin.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

Nut dusting

The act of talcing ones nuts on hot days for comfort.

My balls are so sweaty in this heat, I should have done some serious nut dusting this morning.

by Murrkin June 18, 2017

issa nut

"Issa nut" means something is good, amazing, or worthy of a "nut".

This song issa nut

by holybooty April 19, 2018