Wake n' BOB

After a long night of hard drugs and drinking, waking up to some broad suckin off your swollen, overused aching rod from the past night.

Ahh shit, this morning I walked in on Barry's girlfriend giving him a wake n' BOB, and I saw her turkey snoot hangin down.

by John Kerr July 18, 2008

jeckyl n hyde

A person with opposing personalities.
Two faced.

Our new boss is a real jeckyl n hyde

by Matoman February 18, 2017

crank n clean

Crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. Cheap efficient and it works!

Rory: I am out shampoo

Chris: Crank n clean it!!

Rory: Great idea!!!

*15 minute later*

Rory: That felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!

by Itsruaridh December 2, 2015

Puke n Duke

Puking and duking (shitting at the same time. Typically caused by the flu, food poisoning or one hell of a hangover.

My roommate was so shitfaced last night he’s done nothing but puke n duke today.

I can’t come to work today. I’m sick. You have the flu? Pretty sure caused all I do is puke n duke.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Thot n Hound

A basic bitch that puts themselves down for free drugs.

I went thot n hound for some weed and Xanax last night.

by TheRealWorld101 February 3, 2017

Tap n' Go

When you walk past someone and slap their ass so hard. It is the opposite of the credit card swipe.

"Whooa man, I just gotta tap n' go that chick"

" Yeah, You go ahead, I'll come back for sloppy seconds
" *Slaps ass* "

by GoshmaGoshmaGosh August 9, 2016

gross n close

An seemingly unnattractive tinder match within a 10 mile radius.

"We got ourselves a gross N close!"

by Chinston Wurchill VI August 8, 2017