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Lakelands Park Middle School 

Lakelands Park is a middle school in gaithursburg. It ranges from grades 6-8. Kids at Lakelands are very separated, everyone has their own clique. The cliques consist of the preps, the latino girls, the oreos, the hispanics, the ghetto kids, the jocks, the retards, the druggies, and afew inbetween groups. Lakelands Park is a very free flowing school, you can get away with just about anything. Skipping class to go on the roof is most common among 8th graders. Not once has someone been caught. Most of the time while on the roof they smoke pot and throw rocks at eachother. Teachers there are oblivious to what really goes on at the school. All exept for health teacher Mr. Bittner who hears and knows everything. Students at Lakelands will most likey be going to Quince Orchard High School or Northwest High school.Lakelands Park is a great school to go to you will love it there the experiances are great and youll never forget it... i didnt.
Ridgeview kid "hey what middle school did you go to?"
Lakelands kid" Lakelands Park Middle School"
Ridgeview kid" woah man your way too cool for me sorry i even talked to you"

Saxe Middle School 

Middle School in New Canaan, CT. COD capital of the world. Number 1 viewing spot for uggs, flat brim caps, and general lax bro attire. Christmas and birthday presents resemble that of a year's savings for others, i.e. laptops, pricey guitars, etc. Racial slurs abound, offending minorities (of which there are none) of all shapes, sizes, colors , and species. Population shows shocking resemblance to characters in MEAN GIRLS.
Life at Saxe Middle School:
Can you believe I only got a macbook?
I know! I wanted a macbook pro.
Later, to other friends;
What a beyotch!

Dallas Ranch Middle School 

Makes Bagdad Middle School look like heaven on Earth. People here are either potheads, scenes, fake preps, or wannabe gangstas. You minus well call the administration The Taliban -- an oppressive regime of Christian fundamentalists, with the faculty being their very own Al-Qaeda.

Bathroom stall sex, racial tension, homophobia, and sexism flourish at this school. Don't be surprised if you find a condom in the 6th grade area's drinking fountain. The buildings look truly like prison chambers, and staring at the mind-numbing purple and silver school colors too long will give you a serious migraine.

Most students here will graduate to a lifetime of therapy and mental institutions. But the lucky ones at DRMS shouldn't be too discouraged: by the time they start at Deer Valley, all the bitches and hoes will be washed up or a drop out by junior year (can you say "would you like fries with that, sir?").
Dallas Ranch middle school is an institution for dumbass shitheads we'll just call students.

Angevine Middle School 

the crunkest middle school in boulder county. located in lafayette colorado, some of the hoodest motherfuckers in the west go here. mostly run by the mexican branch of the cryps, Sur 13. a rival gang Norte, based outta broomfield, stabbed a angevine student on campus in december of '05 in reaction to a shoot out in which 7 nortenos (members of the norte) were seriously injured. The current principal is Isobel Stevenson and the Asst Principals are Ana Mendoza and Kris Whitcomb. The football team is one of the best in its conference ,having only one losing season in the school's 14 year history. The high school into which AMS is supposed to feed is Centaurus High School. AMS has approx 600 students. about half are hispanic. the majority of the drugs dealt at AMS are from the rich white emo kids who get fucked up by the mexichinos, and get their hash jacked. almost no one gets out with their virginity, and an average of 5 girls drops out by eigth grade due to a pregnancy. And the high schol grad rate of former AMS students is around 40%. in my opinion, academics aside, AMS was the best 3 years of my life.
Try wearing red to angevine middle school ,see what happens.

blue heron middle school 

A school in port townsend that doesnt teach you anything.
A school that has a perverted principal that needs to get fired.
A school full of pot heads.
A school with teachers that try to give you office refurals off school campus.
A school where you cant wear what the hell you want to wear.
A School.
Wow today i didnt learn anything and the prinipal said who your daddy to me and i saw some kids get high and one teacher tryed to give me a office refural off school campus and i got introuble for wearing a shirt becuase the strapes wernt 2 inches. and i was saggin and i got introuble!. what a school, blue heron middle school..

Christa McAuliffe Middle School 

Christa McAuliffe Middle School, FL. Or known as (CMMS)

A middle school filled with short sixth graders, dramatic seventh graders, & potheads for eighth graders. A school where the principal is constantly pregnant. The assistant principal is ghetto as fuck, and the staff is over-protective. The girls there are either whores, down to earth, sluts, or drama-starters. The guys there are either jocks, dicks, or assholes. Only .01% of the guys there are actually nice and respect people. .01% of the girls there are actually nice and respect people. the other 99.99%? you won't get along with them. The school is like a jungle, eighth graders are the predators, seventh graders are the prey, and sixth graders are the prey of the seventh graders. Everyone picks on the sixth graders, and everyone picks on the seventh graders. Fuck with the eighth graders, you get jumped, bitch. If you love weed, if you love drugs, if you love alcohol, and if you love drama; Then CMMS is the school for you.
Person 1: You go to Christa McAuliffe Middle School? (CMMS)
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Do you smoke weed?
Person 2: LOL YES.

Person 1: You go to CMMS?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Nevermind...
*Later that Day*
Person 2: HEY, DID YOU HEAR THAT (PERSON1) WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU? YEAHH.
Person 3: Really? I'm going to kick their ass.
*Later On*
Person 3: Hey, you talking shit?
Person 1: Uh, No? Lololol.
Person 3: Uh huh, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Person 1: You can't.
Person 3: Why?
Person 1: You go to CMMS, right?
Person 3: Yeah, so what?
Person 1: You're short, & you probably don't even smoke.
Person 3: SO?