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Matthew

Matthew is one of a kind. He has Sandy blue eyes and is to DIE FOR! AND I MEAN TO DIE FOR! He’s a really fast runner and is most of the time thinking about this one girl, called Jess. Her actual name is Jessica but, people always call her Jess for short. Only when she’s in trouble she gets call, JESSICA!
Josh:Omg, Matthew isn’t that the girl Jess/Jessica I was talking about?
Matthew:Yeah, she’s amazing!
by The love at first sight February 14, 2021
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Matthew Nagisa1000

HOT AND HOT AND HOT AND HOT AND FREE AND GOOD AND HOT AND FREE
MATTHEW IS HOT AND FREE AND GOOD AND FREE NAGISA1K and means Matthew Nagisa1000 is cool
by MATTHEW NAGISA1k October 21, 2020
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Pull a Matthew

Pulling a Matthew means sending nudes you got to other people or selling them
A: Dude, why are all your nudes leaked?

B: My ex-girlfriend pulled a Matthew.

Pull a Matthew
by ksnsnsn June 2, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew he is a good guy and usually very polite and reserved. Loves his family and is a good friend. He gets side tracked easily. But he means well. He always argues about dumb things that he shouldn't. He doesn't know when to shut up or when to talk but his heart is usually in the right place. His biggest downfall is that his name is spelt wrong. It is a huge waste of a letter. I mean it's ma thew not mat thew. Stop wasting letters. God sneezed when he said that version of the name see; ma ma ma mat thew. A simple sneeze that's why he made the corrected version; Mathew. Proof that even God makes mistakes and has to fix them. We won't hold it against him that his name was spelt wrong and it was actually just God sneezing. We still love him all the same.
Matthew is actually spelt Mathew. God sneezed stop holding on to the mistake that is 2 T's. Embrace the truth and the correct version. Say it with me Mathew see no 2 T's. Haha I win Matthew.
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matthew

hes short, annoying, can be funny but is mostly just obnoxious, and looks like spongebob
bro look at matthew his teeth had a fucking devorce
by leleponsfan92 November 1, 2020
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Matthew

A Matthew is the best boyfriend/guy friend you will ever meet he is short but muscular has a hart warming smile is very kind but had a very hard life and is struggling but with a push he will be back on his feet he does not have much loved ones, very kind to girls they are know to look for love but it never stays but when that one girl comes around he knows that she's the one. Is very sweet to the ones that are hard on them self's and in a relationship not realy the first person to show love very caring and protective over the ones he loves has a hard time showing it but he cares.He has a solid chest and long and thick penis and will give u a ride of your life,he has been hurt before mentally and physically sometimes you just have to look deep but he is very selfishness and puts everyone before him and would rather die to see them suffer
girl 1: i wish i had a Matthew girl 2: i want his meat
by 4.6izzy October 28, 2019
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Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.
Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.
by MOOSELUMS December 4, 2021
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