DBA Shower

The average shower a database Administrator (DBA) takes prior to showing up and sucking at their respective job. Which consists of excessive amounts of cologne/body spray to hide the fact they have not showered in weeks, and wreak of curry.

Tim: Lets hit the bar after hockey practice

Joe: No way Ill smell like total ass bro

Tim: Just take a DBA shower

Joe: Good idea, bitches love Axe Body spray

by DuBsquared June 12, 2013

tramp shower

Sometimes necessary if there's no time to have a proper shower.
Involves standing in the bath with a flannel/sponge, running it under the tap or dipping it in a bowl, and having a quick sponge bath.

Person1: Oh crap I have no time to have a shower :(
Person2: Have a tramp shower then :L
Person1: Good plan!

by butterfly992 April 7, 2010

Metro shower

The act of dousing oneself in cologne or axe deoderant on your way out the door whilst in a hurry.

Did you smell John today?He must have been in a hurry!!!!! eewwww its like he had a Metro shower...

by Diemos February 12, 2010

shower rye

A drink you consume while in the shower. Generally, it is Crown Royal and Coke mixed and put in a Thermos, thereby preventing hot water from getting in the drink. Usually reserved for special drinking days in dorms, ie, getting drunk early in the morning or before supper.

Before brunch, we went to the bathroom and had shower ryes.

by Laquanda December 19, 2006

Rain Shower

having large sums of money and bragging by throwing it in the air

Person 1: Man im in a drought right now...i have no money and no job.

Person 2: Sucks for you i can cause a Rain Shower. Im rich my man.

by CashReid October 28, 2009

Shower moment

Meaning and planning to shower but procrastinating and delaying the shower

Shower moment's happen when instead of showering you go on Msn, Facebook, talk on the phone.. etc

by Elbarto28 October 22, 2009

shower rape

If you don't stay 180 degrees straight in the shower. I will teleport into your shower and butt rape your ass.

Jack: "Shit! I dropped the soap I definitely have to bend over to pick it up."
Johnny: "Prepare that ass, you are about to get shower raped."

by foking hell lad October 2, 2018