After returning from a nice vacation where you eat and drink to your heart’s delight, you spend the next few days with an itchy, swampy anus as you release farts of death while in the car going to and from work.
Hey what is Ofier doing at the pharmacy? Well, Ofier came back from Cancun, Mexico yesterday after participatng in the chalupa festival andncame down with a tricky case of vacation ass. He’s on his way to buy a box of butt wipes.
by Music Man 71 January 03, 2018
The action of putting a glass mason jar on the erect penis, your partner then sits on it and clenches their asshole as hard as possible until the glass breaks and turns your dick into a poorly maintained hotdog with extra sourcraut
by Retarded Dictionary March 13, 2016
by Trippin' November 08, 2013
When his cock is just too big and attempts to penetrate your asshole for anal just leaves your ass puckered and stinging like hell.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
A condition which causes extreme itching of the ass cheeks, usually from being a giant pussy and sitting down while you fish. This condition is often confused with bleacher butt which is caused from being at a boring sporting event in which you ass itches from sitting down too much.
by cojudi August 28, 2014
Felix: I was on the toilet so long that my legs fell asleep and I can't feel anything!
Jeff: You must have a bad case of meme ass.
Jeff: You must have a bad case of meme ass.
by GlacialSubway July 26, 2017
by Bank$$ November 04, 2007