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ass catchem

A male or female pick-up artist that only attends pokemon go events to meet other single adults. They discovered their love of pokemon after realizing that such events attract the perfect combination of nerdy yet physically fit geeks.
That guy always leaves these events with a different girl, he’s such an ass catchem.

Listen ass catchem, I know you got to get em all but stay away from my boyfriend.
by bryken7 August 2, 2016
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ass-holey

To be an asshole 24/7/12/365 (366 if you include leap year).
Assholes love to be ass-holey all the damned time.
by Lady Byron July 9, 2011
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ass-thumbing

Ass-thumbing is when you go to the bar and drink Captain and ginger, and then you strategically place your yourself between 2 people and nonchalantly stick your thumb in someone's butt. The goal is not to get caught and to make the person getting ass-thumbed think it was someone else. Ass-thumbing also goes by " doing the Crosby" Ass- thumbing is believed to be a German tradition, and in the States, there is an ass-thumbing group in the mid coast Maine area.
Hey, let's go out to the Myrtle and do some ass-thumbing.
by Aaron goodwin July 6, 2014
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Ass Vampire

A bottom who sucks the cum out of every guy he sees, using his ass that is
Viril: *smirk* "bLogan becomes an ass vampire instead of a werewolf"
by 🐼 Ren July 22, 2021
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Ass-foncles

When someone scares you so horribly, that your ass defenses activate and throws albino rhinos at the foncler of the attacker.
I'm being sued for assault, because i walked around a corner and he got the ass-foncles.
by Mr. Degotè June 22, 2010
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Ass Sap

During a never-ending wipe after pooping, the amber colored mixture of the remaining poop plus blood caused by the friction of repeated wipes.
I had to switch to wet wipes, my Ass Sap was getting really bad after chafing from the cheap toilet paper.
by chengler October 9, 2016
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ass slop

When butt cheese heats up in the moist Anus cravity
My wife complained that I don't wipe my ass and I get butt cheese and swamp ass which turns into (ass slop)
by Disel2013 May 3, 2018
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