poke check noob

when someone in an nhl video game poke checks to get the puck all the time because they are simply not good

aww your such a poke check noob

by playmeinnhl April 25, 2010

Upper deck check

The act of throwing open bathroom doors and restroom stalls without warning to make sure the bathroom goer is not in the act of upper decking a toilet.

I'm going to do a round of upper deck checks.

*throw open bathroom door* UPPER DECK CHECK!!

by cocodette October 12, 2011

check your oil

When you run your finger across your bunghole in order to be certain that you wiped good enough.

I checked my oil and now I know how those stains got in my underwear.

by Bevis October 8, 2004

three feet no check

This term is used a lot when playing street basketball to imply that you shouldn't get to close to the person you are trying to block. Me and my friends say it when someone you're talking to gets to close to you or is invading your personal space.

A girl is at a bar and a guy walks over to her to make a conversation by getting really close to her face with his face and his breathe really stinks.

Guy:"Hhhhhey beautiful. Hhhhhhhow are you tonight?"
Girl: "Hey man! Three feet no check!" (As she puts her hand out and pushes him out of her face)

by Random Genius May 11, 2009

check your stats

what you tell someone when you arguing with them and they give you a wrong answer

dave: hey man, I think suzie is hot!
tom: no way! she is freakin' ugly!
dave: you better check your stats dude!

by juliokc October 2, 2008

check da cone

Misheard song lyric popularized by the Michael Jackson sketches on UK's Channel 4 show Bo' Selecta.

I'm bad, I'm bad. Cha'mone. Ja know it. Check da cone. Owwwwwww! Eeeeeeee hee.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 9, 2004

check sugar level

To check sugar level is to lick toes.

Check sugar level:

Tesfaye then said, "Did you just lick my toes? You licked my toes."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I was checking your sugar level," Vernell Jr. replied.

by Snickersnee January 19, 2008