Bed

A bed is a magical place were you could go on ur phone, sleep, eat, and drink in.

Someone: what's your favorite place
Me: BED

by bts fan lol February 24, 2022

bed

my safe space

my bed is freakin *lit*, man

by Stan_yourbiggestfan06 December 26, 2021

Bed

Somewhere where you sleep or make your kids

I had so much fun in bed last night

by Ronnieronnie April 02, 2022

Bed

1. Countable noun.
A bed is a piece of furniture where you go to crash after a night of debauchery, or where you wake up with a hangover and regret the choices you made. You know, the place where dreams go to die and where you might find a random sock or two from last weekend's escapades.

Example: "I woke up in my bed, surrounded by empty bottles and last night's mistakes."

by Dan_78653 January 04, 2025

bed

i dont have one.

I never sleep in a bed!

by yourlocalmcdonalds July 01, 2021

bed

When something bad happens so you may as well go to bed and start the day over again

I can't go to football today
Why
I'm ill
bed

by SIRRAH123 November 29, 2021

Bed

Something you sleep on

Jo mama 1: Guys I'm gonna lay on the bed

Jo mama 2: Me too Jo mama 1

by RealCoolboi99 December 25, 2022