Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them.

ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed

by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020

Bed Sledding

Sex hard enough to slide the bed across the room

they were going so hard they ended up bed sledding to next door

by CeilingMirror July 27, 2022

Bed Lunch

A term used by the small Canadian population of Miramichi in New Brunswick to define a midnight snack.

Emily, do you want chips for a bed lunch?

by Kasey2023 October 5, 2023

bed burka

Wrapping the sheets/blankets around your entire body so that little to no skin is exposed eliminating the possibility of sharing the covers with your significant other.

Michael was in his bed burka, so Paula decided to sleep on the couch.

by demondrum October 18, 2013

bed nerd

Someone who is sex-literate and fluent in pleasure.

"My boyfriend is such a bed nerd. I learn something new and exciting every time."

by Scooby Doo 123 February 21, 2025

Bed rotting

My favorite hobby, real bed rotting when you lay in bed and rot in your depression, sometimes on your phone, watching tv, or my personal favorite combo, listening to music and staring at the ceiling reflecting on your thoughts. Bed rotting goes on hour hours to weeks usually.

Person: What have you been up to?
Me: oh you know the usual just bed rotting 🎀

by I just got so emo I fell apart April 27, 2024

Breakfast in Bed

The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."

Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.

by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019