by CjWolfman July 21, 2013
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Get the hipster mug.elitist turds who think they are superior. ESPECIALLY in politics!
ALSO PROBABLY THE FIRST TO DIE IN AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION
ALSO PROBABLY THE FIRST TO DIE IN AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION
JACK: HEY, THAT GIRL I'VE BEEN DATING, LUNA, SHE IS A REAL BITCH, CALLED ME RACIST WHEN I SUPPORTED TRUMP.
LUKE: ICE DA BITCH! SHE'S A HIPSTER!
ROBERT: MY GIRLFRIEND HATES GUNS: SHOULD I DUMP HER:
JASON: YES! DUMP THE BITCH. IF YOU STAY WITH HER, YOU'D EITHER DIE IN A DISASTER SITUATION, OR HAVE ABANDON THE BITCH. BREAK IT OFF!!
LUKE: ICE DA BITCH! SHE'S A HIPSTER!
ROBERT: MY GIRLFRIEND HATES GUNS: SHOULD I DUMP HER:
JASON: YES! DUMP THE BITCH. IF YOU STAY WITH HER, YOU'D EITHER DIE IN A DISASTER SITUATION, OR HAVE ABANDON THE BITCH. BREAK IT OFF!!
by cockslap#1bitches June 3, 2016
Get the Hipster mug.Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.
Cate longed to become hipster, but she was basic to the core. Like a giraffe in a duck costume, this Pinocchio Hipster wasn't fooling anyone.
by dontcallmeredscarfranks July 18, 2014
Get the Pinocchio Hipster mug.The enemy of the emo. The two groups generally hate each other. Emo people will generally try to drown hipsters in the mainstream, while hipsters will put the emos in a circle room so they have no corner to cry in.
"Ugh. It's a hipster." Says the emo girl.
"I listened to that band before I was cool." Replies the hipster girl.
*war begins*
"I listened to that band before I was cool." Replies the hipster girl.
*war begins*
by emotional emo June 2, 2015
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Get the Hipsters mug.Someone who does whatever they love without a single care what other people think, They often have obscure or unknown hobbies or interests that Only make it to the mainstream audience decades after they do it first, they have a sense of fashion that only they and their tightly knit group of likeminded friends appreciate. They often possess Progressive or liberal viewpoints.
Media still portrays the textbook hipsters as the same skinny jeans, flannel, tiny beanie with doc martens vinyl collecting coffee drinking low testosterone male.
The modern hipster falls under the new blanket term “Alt” Or “Alternative” is someone with excessive piercings that often skates, has tacky tattoos, Listens to mac demarco, wear long jorts and single stitch shirts.
Media still portrays the textbook hipsters as the same skinny jeans, flannel, tiny beanie with doc martens vinyl collecting coffee drinking low testosterone male.
The modern hipster falls under the new blanket term “Alt” Or “Alternative” is someone with excessive piercings that often skates, has tacky tattoos, Listens to mac demarco, wear long jorts and single stitch shirts.
Trendhopper: Man i need a Nintendo 64 those are so cool now!
Hipster: I was playing the n64 while you were still using an iphone 4 its not as fun as you think
Trendhopper: Everyone has Birkenstock bostons i gotta get a pair!
Hipsters: You were still in the womb while i was rockin birks lil bro
Hipster: I was playing the n64 while you were still using an iphone 4 its not as fun as you think
Trendhopper: Everyone has Birkenstock bostons i gotta get a pair!
Hipsters: You were still in the womb while i was rockin birks lil bro
by Gentledude January 16, 2023
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