hipster mom

A mom who try's to be cool to every extent. This rare creature may use hashtags in real life, say LOL like l-ol, or wears a shirt that says YOLO.

Common Antonyms: Social life.

I have a hipster mom, she's pretty annoying.

by TheBestBird April 8, 2016

hipster yum

Brunch spots run by millennial hipsters who believe in organic, farm fresh ingredients, and wholesome food set in a restaurant with an industrial, rustic chic ambience with DAUP music. Best done after a night of drinking super cool PBR in hole-in-the-wall bars. Skinny jeans and thick frame glasses are recommended attire.

Bro, lets brunch at this hipster yum place in the upper west side.

by Swedishhiphop4life September 15, 2016

hipstereotyping

Correctly assuming that the music playing in the headphones of a dude with a beanie, beard, flannel, glasses, tight dark jeans, and boots is Vampire Weekend.

Judging from the tempo of his toe-tapping, that guy is listening to "Oxford Comma."

Nah, bro - you're hipstereotyping. It could just as easily be something by Arctic Monkeys.

by notamygrant September 6, 2016

Hipster

They like it before it was cool.

There's a 3/4 chance of a hipster getting bitch slapped tonight.

by cheshire014 August 26, 2016

Hipstermo

hipstermo is the name given to wannabe hipsters who can't loose their connections with their emo past

Teigan is such a hipstermo like just look at the way she dresses and acts, swear I saw her in that organic dandelion and burdock bar last week.

by Jrt1998 May 27, 2016

Hipster

elitist turds who think they are superior. ESPECIALLY in politics!

ALSO PROBABLY THE FIRST TO DIE IN AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION

JACK: HEY, THAT GIRL I'VE BEEN DATING, LUNA, SHE IS A REAL BITCH, CALLED ME RACIST WHEN I SUPPORTED TRUMP.

LUKE: ICE DA BITCH! SHE'S A HIPSTER!

ROBERT: MY GIRLFRIEND HATES GUNS: SHOULD I DUMP HER:

JASON: YES! DUMP THE BITCH. IF YOU STAY WITH HER, YOU'D EITHER DIE IN A DISASTER SITUATION, OR HAVE ABANDON THE BITCH. BREAK IT OFF!!

by cockslap#1bitches June 3, 2016

hipster

Cool human with hand DRAWn MANGA TATS ON HIPS by GLOW N DARK MAGIC MARKER(S)

They 're hipster--- tats on hips.... matchin even. Cool. Well, this Los Angels county , figures.

by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn June 8, 2016