Someone who probably drives a prius or a subaru. Usually wears trendy square glasses and either the tightest of tight jeans or jeans with a "cool" label such as American Eagle or Gap. Gay men also love name brand jeans as well. Usually cares about the environment and where their food comes from. Generally obsessed with wife or dog, sometimes es both. If older than 35 they usually have quit cigarette's but continue to some the Devils lettuce.
Tells stories from their youth such as crying to albums after a bad breakup or the old bad habbit of taking pants of in bars.
Love to play with meat.
Tells stories from their youth such as crying to albums after a bad breakup or the old bad habbit of taking pants of in bars.
Love to play with meat.
by Ellbobski October 2, 2018
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Get the Hipster mug.A type of hipster that is typically interested in traditional folk and country music, with the emphasis being traditional! They tend to show a disdain for indie folk and related genres which they claim only corrupt the genre's purity. Also Roots Hipsters tend dress in clothes that were popular at the turn of the 20th century in the style of the day as opposed to the so called individualistic twists of regular hipsters. In conclusion Roots Hipsters tend to dislike regular hipsters because their belief that regular hipsters don't know what real culture is and couldn't appreciate it if they did.
Johnny " Hey did you hear, Mumford and Sons is coming to town? You should take Joe, he's a total hipster." Sam " Don't you know, Mumford and Sons is for stupid people who don't understand what real folk culture is." Sam walks away puts on his derby hat and begins listening to some Old Time Mountain Music. Sam is a Roots Hipster
by ZS95 March 5, 2015
Get the Roots Hipster mug.elitist turds who think they are superior. ESPECIALLY in politics!
ALSO PROBABLY THE FIRST TO DIE IN AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION
ALSO PROBABLY THE FIRST TO DIE IN AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION
JACK: HEY, THAT GIRL I'VE BEEN DATING, LUNA, SHE IS A REAL BITCH, CALLED ME RACIST WHEN I SUPPORTED TRUMP.
LUKE: ICE DA BITCH! SHE'S A HIPSTER!
ROBERT: MY GIRLFRIEND HATES GUNS: SHOULD I DUMP HER:
JASON: YES! DUMP THE BITCH. IF YOU STAY WITH HER, YOU'D EITHER DIE IN A DISASTER SITUATION, OR HAVE ABANDON THE BITCH. BREAK IT OFF!!
LUKE: ICE DA BITCH! SHE'S A HIPSTER!
ROBERT: MY GIRLFRIEND HATES GUNS: SHOULD I DUMP HER:
JASON: YES! DUMP THE BITCH. IF YOU STAY WITH HER, YOU'D EITHER DIE IN A DISASTER SITUATION, OR HAVE ABANDON THE BITCH. BREAK IT OFF!!
by cockslap#1bitches June 3, 2016
Get the Hipster mug.Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.
Cate longed to become hipster, but she was basic to the core. Like a giraffe in a duck costume, this Pinocchio Hipster wasn't fooling anyone.
by dontcallmeredscarfranks July 18, 2014
Get the Pinocchio Hipster mug.They establish new trends, bring back old ones, make use of the bizarre, and bring back what has been abandoned. True hipsters are creative, artistic and, despite their unconformity to culture, have a great sense of what will and will not be acceptable. They can take an old pair of shoes from their father's closet and make them trendy again. They can go to a Goodwill, spend $17.50 on an entire outfit, and still be best-dressed at the party. Everyone wants to be a true hipster, but hardly anyone is. True hipsters come by one-in-a-thousand; or even fewer. The other nine-hundred and ninety-nine "hipsters" just walk on foundations already laid by the true hipster. They do irregular things just because they want to be cool, not because they are naturally innovative and creative.
True Hipster - "I don't have money for all the expensive brands. It's ok though, I found some cool stuff at Goodwill that I can afford."
Hipster Look-A-Like - "I have loads of money, but I'm going to go buy used clothes at the Goodwill, just because it's the thing to do."
Hipster Look-A-Like - "I have loads of money, but I'm going to go buy used clothes at the Goodwill, just because it's the thing to do."
by truthistruth December 21, 2013
Get the Hipster mug.Someone who does whatever they love without a single care what other people think, They often have obscure or unknown hobbies or interests that Only make it to the mainstream audience decades after they do it first, they have a sense of fashion that only they and their tightly knit group of likeminded friends appreciate. They often possess Progressive or liberal viewpoints.
Media still portrays the textbook hipsters as the same skinny jeans, flannel, tiny beanie with doc martens vinyl collecting coffee drinking low testosterone male.
The modern hipster falls under the new blanket term “Alt” Or “Alternative” is someone with excessive piercings that often skates, has tacky tattoos, Listens to mac demarco, wear long jorts and single stitch shirts.
Media still portrays the textbook hipsters as the same skinny jeans, flannel, tiny beanie with doc martens vinyl collecting coffee drinking low testosterone male.
The modern hipster falls under the new blanket term “Alt” Or “Alternative” is someone with excessive piercings that often skates, has tacky tattoos, Listens to mac demarco, wear long jorts and single stitch shirts.
Trendhopper: Man i need a Nintendo 64 those are so cool now!
Hipster: I was playing the n64 while you were still using an iphone 4 its not as fun as you think
Trendhopper: Everyone has Birkenstock bostons i gotta get a pair!
Hipsters: You were still in the womb while i was rockin birks lil bro
Hipster: I was playing the n64 while you were still using an iphone 4 its not as fun as you think
Trendhopper: Everyone has Birkenstock bostons i gotta get a pair!
Hipsters: You were still in the womb while i was rockin birks lil bro
by Gentledude January 16, 2023
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