Girlfriend Tax 

Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.

Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.

Girlfriend Tax by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024

Girlfriend 

A amazing girl always there for u and she will stick by ur side no matter what u do. She is beautiful, perfect, Gorgeous, Stunning and she will love you forever. she will make u feel like a star because u are. She is funny and makes u laugh more then anyone. She is Cool, cooler then u which is a suprise. She is someone u need to take care of.

I love my girlfriend.

Girlfriend by Is this used June 8, 2024

girlfriend day

post your gf and get her gifts

on July 1st its girlfriend day

girlfriend day by hufieahfduieasge July 1, 2024

Girlfriendsick

When you’ve been away from your girlfriend for too long and you miss her

-Hey man how ya’ feelin’?
-I’m feeling pretty down. I’m soo girlfriendsick, she’s in another country
-Ahh that sucks, hope she’s back soon!

Girlfriendsick by bklist July 16, 2024

girlfriendsick

When your girlfriend isn’t home and you miss her a lot.

-Hey man how’s it going?
-Not good man I’m quite sad today, I’m extremely girlfriendsick.
-Ah that sucks man hope she’s back soon!

girlfriendsick by bklist July 16, 2024

girlfriend 

Woman in relation to the person she is dating.

Girlfriend.

girlfriend by Simaduria July 27, 2024

girlfriendsexual 

Girl·friend·sex·u·al

1. (noun; m/f/x; plural: girlfriendsexuals)
Someone who is solely attracted to their girlfriend, and will only ever be attracted to and love their beautiful girlfriend.

"Why would I ever cheat on my girlfriend? I am a girlfriendsexual."

2. (adjective)
Used to describe someone who is girlfriendsexual (=exclusively attracted to their girlfriend.)

"Did you know Tony is girlfriendsexual? I didn't even know he had a girl; I lowkey thought that he's attracted to men."

Also see: 'wifesexual' (the inspiration for 'girlfriendsexual')

girlfriendsexual by Sir. Glizzy III November 15, 2024