Cat Mom

A lonely shy girl that comforts herself with lots of cats, which annoys the shit out of her boyfriend.
God I love Jacobie, but shes such a fucking cat mom.
by MarcOli April 18, 2022
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Nyan Cat

The world's most lovable (Or annoying) cat! A Nyan Cat is a cat head with a strawberry poptart for a body. It floats through space whilst shooting rainbows from it's ass. Also know as the "Poptart Cat"
Guy: Hey dude, check out this awesome thing I found!
*Enters "Nyan Cat" in Youtube*
Guy: I love this!
Other Guy: OMFG THIS IS SO ANNOYING. TURN IT OFF NOW.
by Larcondos April 28, 2011
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mud cat

(noun): when, in the act of anal sex, a man pulls his penis out of the womans anus and immediately inserts it into her vagina. thus; rendering the woman with a mud cat.
- "You can never really trust a girl until she'll let you give her a mud cat."

- Bill: "Why is Jimmy so upset?", Amy: "We can't have sex for a while because I developed a yeast infection after he gave me a mud cat."
by MISTEReE March 17, 2008
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cat brains

to ask a group of buddies if they have ever seen cat brains, when answered with a no proceed to whip out sack and say look, when they turn around yell cat brains!

southern version of the sack attack!
carl: hey guys ever seen some cat brains?

guys: Hell no, thats sick!

Carl: look, (pause) Cat brains bitches!!!
by jimmy haynes January 31, 2008
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Beer Cat

Is a game invented by Stephen Colbert where you strap a beer to a cat in a humane way then try to drink the beer while avoiding scratches from the cat. Goggles are suggested for prolonged use.
Jims Beer Cat skills have really improved since he joined that frat which promotes humane animal rights.
by Colbert_Nation July 06, 2010
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Scrotum Cat

-Ew look at that hairless cat! All those wrinkles...
-That's what you call a Scrotum Cat
by Kaddiss December 10, 2014
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UwU Cat

A gross being that should be instinct. They do Gacha heat and kill the community.
by MU-unikitty-ma May 08, 2022
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