Mega Dick

When you've reached a maximum erection and your penis is capable of long-distance ejaculation.

His Mega Dick was beyond any she had ever seen.

by Dr. T-meme February 12, 2017

Stim dick

It's when you take stimulants like Speed, Ecstasy, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil and you can't get an erection or only get a partial erection.

Dude: I took 1 Modafinils and couldn't fully get an erection. Stupid stim dick!

by CognitiveFuel October 15, 2023

dick mileage

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

by flyingdog January 29, 2008

Dick move

When a person goes out of their way to do something that barely improves their life but greatly inconveniences those around them for no other reason than to be a dick

John visited his grandma's house, and after seeing her grand piano sitting out of the way in the corner, decided to move it into the middle of the room knowing that she wouldn't be able to move it back. She was like "that's a dick move John, and you're out of the will", but John didn't care because she was broke and he was a dick so he just left it there

by Pinkman84 August 2, 2015

dick trap

A persons oral cavity,located below the nose.

Bill was talking shit and I told him to shut his dick trap

by Lo-per February 8, 2008

Bull Dick

One who has a very large Penis, A Male Human who has an exceptionally large Cock, Not only long in length but also has massive girth.

I would hate for that bull dick Albert to get a hold of my old lady, he would split her in half.

by Uncle Delmus August 14, 2010

hot dicking

Synonym for hot sex. The act of dicking is defined as engaging in intercourse.

I gave michelle a hot dicking.

by Arielesbian July 29, 2006