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key west breakfast

A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.
I love to start my Sunday mornings with a delicious, Key West Breakfast.
by Suz Kitten June 18, 2023
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Hash Hog Breakfast

A breakfast that is free at a cheap hotel consisting of food that has been put in warmers for too long and made for the masses.
I went to a cheap hotel and got a hash hog breakfast that was dried out and cold – but it was free!
by Cheap Traveler June 25, 2023
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Canadian Breakfast

Similar to Portuguese Breakfast, a Canadian Breakfast is the act of wrapping cooked and cooled bacon around a penis and followed up by a drizzle of maple syrup to be eaten by a couple.
Jane: How was your trip to Canada with your boyfriend?
Jessie: We had a blast. We thought there would be no better to end the trip than a Canadian Breakfast together.
by russellooo June 26, 2023
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Mediterranean Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg on your penis before vaginal intercourse and then proceeding vaginal intercourse until completion, then eating the leftover egg and (cream) out of the vagina resulting in a protein-packed breakfast.
No sir I'm full, I had a Mediterranean Breakfast this morning.
by The Fruit Doober Man July 23, 2024
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Continental Breakfast Man

Continental Breakfast man is the man in the Jordan Peele skit where he eats the pit of the doughnut and the forbidden fruit.
by PeanutMuncher9000 July 24, 2024
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The Complete Belgian Breakfast

You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!
"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"

"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."
by The Thesaurus July 31, 2024
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Breakfast

Hym "Breakfast does not change what I am going to do. Lying to my family is not going to save you."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
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